Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a bustling city where the bizarre is the norm, you play as a sardonic private detective, Alex Grayson. In this unique interactive text-based game, you stumble upon a series of peculiar greeting cards that lead to a mysterious underground society that communicates only through cryptic salutations. Unravel the enigma behind these cards while encountering a colorful cast of characters who each have their own motives, quirks, and hilarious backstories. Each decision you make can either bring you closer to solving the mystery or plunge you into the absurdity of 'hello' politics. Your choices will determine the fate of not just the cards but the quirky relationships of the characters involved, leading to multiple endings filled with laughs and revelations.