Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky, sprawling suburban neighborhood, you awaken to discover that everyone has forgotten how to say 'hello' and instead begins greeting each other with bizarre phrases, greetings, and one-liners that defy all logic. As an eccentric detective, you're enlisted by the neighborhood council to solve this peculiar social crisis before their annual block party crumbles into chaos. Transform mundane conversations into extraordinary interactions as you navigate through conversations with increasingly oddball characters, unearthing secrets and hilarious misunderstandings along the way. Adapt to changing dialogue, make choices that alter the course of the investigation, and get to the bottom of this mystery while preserving the neighborhood's sanity—and our sanity while you’re at it.