Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a fast-paced, interactive text-based game, you play as a low-level assistant in a bizarre alternate universe where social greetings are currency. When an eccentric billionaire mysteriously vanishes, leaving behind a whimsical labyrinth of sentient hellos—each with a distinct personality—you must navigate through surreal scenarios to uncover the truth. Engage in quirky conversations, solve tons of funny puzzles, and use your wit to interact with an array of zany characters, all while racing against time to reclaim the greetings and save the world from greeting inflation. Will you figure out whose hellos are whose before they start signing off permanently?