Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greetings have taken on magical properties, players assume the role of a 'Grutton' — a wayward social architect tasked with navigating the tumultuous landscapes of human interaction. Players wander through quirky towns where 'hellos' can unleash outrageous consequences or trigger mind-bending adventures. As you encounter eccentric characters laden with secrets, your dialogue choices will impact relationships, unravel dark mysteries, and ultimately reveal the bizarre truth behind the festival of greetings that threatens to collapse society. Can you master the art of salutation to prevent a catastrophic rift in reality?