Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If greetings can start wars, I'm about to be the General of Hilarity!

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In a quirky, offbeat world where greetings are weaponized, players step into the shoes of a professionless nobody named Sam. One day, Sam finds themselves at the center of a bizarre conflict between rival greeting factions—each claiming to own rights to the best hellos, from 'Howdy' to 'Salutations!' Players must navigate through a labyrinth of absurd scenarios, picking up allies and learning unique greetings as they delve into the secretive history of these greetings. Engage in humorous dialogue, make crucial choices that affect your relationship with the quirky characters, and discover the wildest potential for greetings while determining the right one to defeat the impending threat of the 'Awkward Silence' menace!