Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a penny for every time someone said 'hello' around here, I’d still be broke because nobody's saying them right!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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Players take on the role of an amateur detective in a quirky, bustling town where greetings are mysteriously misplaced. As they explore strange interactions, excessive small talk, and bizarre happenings, players must solve the case of the vanishing hellos—spectral greetings that seem to have a mind of their own. Explore eccentric neighborhoods, gather outlandish clues, and interact with a cast of colorful characters who offer a mix of help and ridiculous distractions. Venture into the world of peculiar plots while trying to restore proper salutations to the town, all while maintaining a light-hearted yet cynical approach to the absurdity around them.