Whose Hello Is This Anyway?

In a world where greetings have become the most important form of currency, players navigate a quirky city filled with eccentric characters. As the protagonist, a hapless yet charming local, you find yourself inexplicably cursed to greet everyone with the wrong name and phrase. To lift the curse and reclaim your social life, you must engage in absurd conversations, solve off-the-wall riddles, and undertake bizarre quests. Each choice leads to wildly different outcomes, shaping your relationships and uncovering the mystery behind the city's obsession with proper salutations. Will you become the master of greetings, or will you be forever known as... who even are you?