Whose Hello Is This Anyway?

Whose Hello Is This Anyway?

I didn’t say hello, but I might just say goodbye… to a lot of suspects!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a bustling metropolis, you play as a hapless private investigator who unwittingly becomes the lead in a murder mystery that begins with an ordinary phone call. The twist? Each character you interview is completely convinced that they haven’t said 'hello' to anyone today, leading to a tangled web of unintentional miscommunication, bizarre alibis, and revelatory misunderstandings. Featuring an eclectic cast filled with quirky personalities, your choices will determine not only the truth behind the murder but also the fate of your fledgling detective agency. Navigate through absurd scenarios, gather clues, build relationships (or ruin them), and perhaps discover whose hello is the most damning of all.