Whose Hello is This, Anyway?

Players are thrust into a bizarre world where every greeting leads to a new unexpected adventure. As the protagonist, you stumble upon an ancient device that allows you to greet people in many different languages, each triggering a unique scenario dependent on the dialect used. From thwarting a royal engagement gone awry in Shakespearean English to negotiating peace between rival factions in a spaghetti Western, the outcomes depend heavily on the style of your greeting. Each twist challenges players with decisions that can either escalate the drama or turn the situation comically absurd.