Whose Hello is This, Anyway?

Dive into a chaotic world where every greeting leads to an unforeseen twist! Players assume the role of Felix, an underachieving private detective with a knack for hilariously misinterpreting social cues. After receiving an anonymous 'hello' from a mysterious source, you unravel a bizarre web of misunderstandings, from mistaken identities to strange cults worshipping peculiar deities. Navigate through dialogue trees and quirky challenges, selecting responses that shape not only the story but also Felix's reputation in this zany, fast-paced narrative. Will you solve the riddle of the anonymous greeting and uncover the culprit behind it, all while sipping on your lukewarm coffee?