Whose Hello Is This, Anyway?

In this unconventional text-based adventure, you play as a quirky detective who specializes in solving trivial mysteries that somehow have enormous repercussions. One morning, you receive a string of mysterious greetings from various individuals—each of whom claims that the phrase they uttered holds the key to an unthinkable conspiracy involving a secret society of miscommunication. As you unravel these absurd messages, you'll encounter a colorful cast of characters, from an overly enthusiastic barista who thinks coffee has psychic properties to a cynical cat who seems to know too much. Your choices will determine not only how the mystery unfolds but also how hilariously chaotic it gets.