Whose Hello Is This, Anyway?

Whose Hello Is This, Anyway?

If I don’t solve this mystery, I might just have to start saying, 'Hi!' unironically!

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In a bustling, alternate-reality urban setting, players assume the role of Page Turner, a disgraced former detective turned private investigator who now specializes in the peculiar problem of mysterious greetings. After receiving an anonymous message with nothing but the words 'Hello' and a strange time and place, Page finds themselves embroiled in an absurd and chaotic mystery to uncover the identity behind these bizarre hellos. Players will navigate a quirky cast of characters, solve whimsical puzzles, and uncover a deeper conspiracy that involves an underground network of greeting card enthusiasts and their unexpected impact on society. Every choice changes the dialogue and reveals new layers to the story, with unexpected comedic twists along the way.