Whose Hello is This, Anyway?

Step into an outrageous world where every greeting has its own bizarre repercussions. You are Bob, an average office worker who, after a routine hello to a mysterious figure in a trench coat, finds himself sucked into a parallel universe where the mere act of saying 'hello' triggers surreal and comedic scenarios like battling overly friendly robots, negotiating with sentient social media accounts, and even solving riddles posed by existential squirrels. Navigate through this chaos, make choices that affect the story, and uncover the mystery behind the 'Hello' that altered your reality forever.