Whose Hello Is This, Anyway?

In this zany text-based adventure, you play as an eccentric, time-displaced private investigator, Bobbie Luckbottom, who's been thrown into a whirlwind where every clue leads to bizarre conversational mishaps across various historical timelines. From Victorian England to the wild west, your mission is to unravel a mystery involving misplaced greetings and stolen identities, all while interacting with quirky characters, juggling outrageous dialogue choices, and forging unexpected alliances. Will your wit and charm be enough to navigate the hilarity of miscommunication and reclaim the stolen greetings before history rewrites itself?