In a world where every greeting carries a cosmic weight, you play as Jamie, a disgraced former greeting card writer. After accidentally triggering a universal debate on who invented ‘Hello!’ — the Enlightened Elders or the Misfit Millennials — you find yourself in a whirlwind of comedic and dramatic confrontations. Players must navigate through bizarre scenarios in varying timelines, deciding how to respond to eccentric characters, from social media moguls to time-traveling historians. Your choices will either restore peace to the greeting community or plunge it into greeting chaos!