Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In a world where every greeting leads to a wildly different adventure, you play as Max, an underappreciated office worker whose mundane life is turned upside down when they accidentally open a portal through a cliche-filled greeting card. Each choice of how to greet someone—be it 'Hello,' 'Howdy,' or 'Sup!'—launches you into bizarre scenarios involving talking animals, time-traveling baristas, and a secret society of professional huggers. You must navigate through these absurd interactions while collecting quirky allies, avoiding enemies like the ‘Overly Serious Manager’, and discovering your true self in the most unexpected ways. Get ready for a zany rollercoaster of self-discovery fueled by hilarious dialogue and outrageous situations.