Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

Step into the shoes of Ben, a quirky personality consultant working in a world where every greeting has a unique personality, historical background, and sometimes, a deep existential crisis. As you navigate through an eccentric town, you'll have to analyze and choose the right greeting for each character you meet, from an over-the-top Shakespearean bard to a cynical robot who just wants to be left alone. Your choices will shape the relationships Ben develops and determine the outcome of a bizarre 'Greeting Games' tournament where the best greetings are put to the test. With sharp dialogue, absurd situations, and hilarious character interactions, this text-based adventure challenges you to find the perfect 'hello' to unlock hidden stories and absurd plot twists.