Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

Set in an absurd alternate reality where the world's greetings have been turned into a currency, players assume the role of a down-on-their-luck socialite who stumbles upon a conspiracy to monopolize the art of hello. Each chapter sees you navigating a quirky society filled with eccentric characters, from the notorious Greetings Gang to the overly polite Politeness Police. Solve witty puzzles and engage in outrageous dialogue as you gather different greetings, trade them for favors, and uncover the mystery behind the Great Greeting Heist. The variety of choices affects your reputation, leading to multiple endings and unusual social dynamics.