Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In this quirky text-based interactive game, players step into the shoes of a washed-up private investigator in a city where every crime is absurd and every suspect has an outrageous alibi. After receiving a mysterious phone call with only a 'hello' on the other end, you embark on a convoluted journey to track down the identity of the caller. Unravel a series of mind-bending cases, from the theft of a golden rubber ducky to a conspiracy involving a local chicken dance-off. Interact with an array of eccentric characters, manage your dwindling resources of sarcasm and coffee, and make choices that will lead to wild twists and unpredictable outcomes. Can you uncover the truth behind the most ambiguous 'hello' in the universe and reclaim your reputation as a detective? Buckle up for a humorous adventure packed with clever wordplay and absurd scenarios!