Step into the role of the world's worst greeter in a bustling intergalactic shopping mall where every stranger's 'hello' could lead to unexpected absurdities. As you navigate through colorful characters—like an alien with a peculiar obsession for Earth-themed souvenirs and a rogue AI shopping cart—your goal is to uncover the mystery behind a series of bizarre greetings that could jeopardize interstellar diplomacy. With witty dialogue choices, traps of miscommunication, and comedic twists, unravel who truly deserves a warm welcome and whose hello is a cry for help. Can you turn 'What planet are you from?' into a gossiping game changer?