Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

Why say 'Hello' when you can say '440-pound gorilla in a tutu'?

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In this hilarious text-based adventure, you play as a charmingly awkward greeting card writer who finds themselves in the bustling metropolis of Cardington, where everyone's greeting can change the world in unexpected ways. As you navigate through zany interactions with eccentric characters, each greeting you choose will lead to wild, comedic consequences, allowing you to shape the social landscape of Cardington. With choices that range from puns to heartfelt messages, and an array of quirky scenarios involving greeting competitions, rivalry between card shops, and a mysterious figure who collects the most unusual hellos, your wit and humor will be your greatest assets. Can you leave your mark on this absurd community while mastering the art of greeting?