Whose Hello is it Anyway?

In a sprawling universe where greetings determine not just friendships but the fate of entire worlds, you play as Glenda, a quippy intergalactic diplomat with the uncanny ability to understand any language—except, ironically, the most common one: 'hello'. Every encounter you make with different alien cultures and eccentric beings requires you to decipher their unique forms of greeting, whether it’s a dance-off, a riddle, or an interpretive mime performance. The stakes escalate as misunderstandings arise; a simple 'hello' could spark a cosmic war or a celestial celebration. Can you navigate the absurdities of this galaxy without accidentally declaring war with accidental alien slang? Your choices bend reality and humor, creating branching paths through richly absurd conversations and whimsical narrative twists.