Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

Dive into a hilariously twisted narrative where you're a famous greeting card writer who unwittingly becomes embroiled in a chaotic, over-the-top mystery when your latest card designs become a symbol for an underground subculture. As the protagonist, you must navigate through quirky characters at events from secret poetry slams to shadowy card duels, gathering clues and making choices that impact the outrageous unfolding of your greeting empire. Each choice leads to new absurdities, with unexpected detours and laugh-out-loud dialogue, ensuring that solving the mystery is just as entertaining as the cards themselves.