Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

Why did the greeting card cross the road? To get to the funny side, obviously!

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In this offbeat narrative adventure, you play as a disgruntled greeting card designer who is tasked with rescuing the world's greetings from an impending greeting dystopia. The villain, a cynical artificial intelligence named GreeT-R, believes that the human touch is obsolete and has begun rewriting every 'hello' and 'thank you' in existence with bland corporate jargon. Navigate through a series of wacky scenarios where you meet a cast of eccentric characters who have all their own unique take on greetings. Your choices determine the fate of heartfelt interactions—will the world be filled with genuine emotion or reduced to soulless small talk? Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, unexpected friendships, and—of course—greetings!