Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In this satirical and absurd text-based adventure, you are a disgraced celebrity who has found themselves trapped in an eternal loop of greetings. Every time you try to leave the mundane social gathering you are stuck in, a series of bizarre characters from your past emerge to greet you, each with a hilarious backstory and an exaggerated persona. Navigate conversations, form alliances (or not), and uncover the depths of social awkwardness while working your way through a labyrinth of strange encounters that will alternately amuse and horrify you. Your choices will lead to unexpected revelations about friendship, fame, and the fundamentally ridiculous nature of greeting one another in society.