Whose Hello is it Anyway?

In this zany text-based adventure, you play as an overzealous welcome committee officer in a quirky alien society. Your mission? To greet every bizarre visitor who lands on your planet with the perfect salute and catchphrase that matches their peculiarities. From shape-shifting puddle beings to cranky, bureaucratic time travelers, each encounter presents unique challenges and hilarious choices. Navigate the chaos of interdimensional customs while juggling the challenges of your day job, ensuring you don't inadvertently offend a galactic ambassador or miss out on a winning interplanetary friendship.