Whose Hello is it Anyway?

In this ludicrous interactive text-based game, you play as Jamie, a hapless college student who discovers an ancient artifact that grants the power of greeting. As Jamie, you can yell 'hello' at anyone and anything around you, but each greeting takes on a life of its own, leading to unexpected and absurd consequences. From accidentally summoning a swarm of talking squirrels to unintentionally inviting the school mascot to a covert study session, you must navigate a series of hilarious and chaotic scenarios. Decide how to use your greeting powers wisely, forge alliances with eccentric characters, and uncover the secret origins of this mystical device, all while trying to survive finals week!