Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In this absurdist interactive text-based game, players dive into the chaotic world of a dysfunctional greeting card company on the brink of bankruptcy. As the newly hired 'Chief Hello Officer', your job is to craft the perfect greetings for bewildered customers amidst bizarre situations and unexpected characters. From deranged mascots who can’t stop saying 'Hello!' to competing coworkers with outlandish ideas for greeting card themes, every decision affects your quirky journey through corporate madness. Solve the mystery behind the disappearing profits by analyzing weird conversations and oddball interactions, all while keeping humor alive and the company afloat.