Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In a world where greetings are metaphysical currency, you play as Quinn, a charismatic but underachieving 'Greeting Specialist' tasked with navigating a series of absurd social situations. Your mission? To uncover and reclaim stolen salutation powers from a mischievous fraternity of rogues called 'The Polite Thieves'. Every choice impacts your reputation, and you encounter eccentric characters ranging from a hyperbolic nihilist poet to a time-traveling etiquette coach. Your success hinges on how you greet each character and how you react to their bizarre dialogue. With the fate of social interactions in jeopardy, it's a race against time (and wit) to restore normalcy before the world forgets how to say 'hello'.