Whose Hello is it Anyway?

Step into the whimsical world of 'Whose Hello is it Anyway?', where greetings are life and the absurdity of social interactions reigns supreme. In this narrative-driven text game, you are an amiable but slightly jaded Greeting Guru tasked with navigating a kaleidoscopic realm filled with eccentric characters who take greetings far too seriously. Unravel the mystery behind the Great Salutation Crisis as you engage in hilariously exaggerated conversations, solve quirky puzzles based on social etiquette, and choose your responses carefully to dictate the flow of the story. Your wittiness will be tested as you encounter a talking cat who offers unsolicited advice, an overly enthusiastic mime, and a philosopher who only answers in haikus. How will you greet the chaos?