Step into the life of Jordan, a mild-mannered office worker who suddenly finds themselves in a bizarre alternate reality where greetings have the power to shape destinies. In this text-based adventure, you must navigate a world where every hello, hi, and howdy can lead to unexpected consequences. Each decision you make changes the course of not only your day but the lives of those around you, as rival factions of greetings vie for control. Will you join the Formalists who believe in the power of politeness, the Casuals who advocate for laid-back interactions, or the Greetings Guild that seeks to go viral with outrageous hellos? Make choices, face dramatic confrontations, and experience the hilariously unintended fallout of your social choices.