Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

When in doubt, just say 'hello'—but make it sassy!

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In a world where greetings hold incredible power, you play as a nameless Bard in a bustling, ever-shifting city where the lines between reality and illusion blur. With nothing but your wit and charm, you must navigate a series of bizarre social situations triggered by the mysterious prologue of an ancient Greeting Spell gone awry. Each choice you make in how you respond or greet different characters—be they a pompous noble, a scheming merchant, or a talking stray cat—leads you to wildly different storylines, hilarious misadventures, and dramatic confrontations. Unravel the mystery behind the Spell while trying to figure out who is the author of countless empty hellos around you. Will you master the art of greeting, or will you be forever lost in a labyrinth of awkward exchanges?