Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In a world where greeting someone is considered a serious crime, you play as Pax, a professional 'Hello Negotiator.' Your job? To mediate greetings between feuding factions, each with their unique customs, quirks, and ridiculous demands. Navigate through a series of dramatic encounters filled with tense negotiations, absurd misunderstandings, and laugh-out-loud situations as you attempt to establish the perfect hello. Choose your words wisely, as each decision can lead to love, conflict, or an unexpected pun war. Will you bring peace through a simple greeting, or escalate tensions to a full-blown 'Salutation Showdown'?