Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

Why greet when you can *greet*? Let's blow this hello wide open!

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In a world where greetings have been banned under the oppressive regime of The Politically Correct Council, you play as a charismatic rogue named Salutations, who has a peculiar ability to know the perfect greeting for any situation. You navigate a series of whimsical and dramatic scenarios filled with quirky characters, each with their own greeting preferences. Use your skills to spread cheer, subvert the Council's rules, and build a resistance group, all while unraveling the mystery behind why any form of casual 'hello' has suddenly become a crime.