Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

I came for the coffee, but I'm staying for the drama — and the oddly specific arguments about greetings!

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In this uproarious interactive text-based game, players navigate a bizarre world where every encounter starts with a greeting. You inhabit the shoe of an unassuming barista named Sam, whose peaceful day takes a hilarious turn when patrons begin to argue over the ownership of the most ridiculous greetings imaginable. As you interact with various quirky customers, you'll need to solve bizarre disputes, navigate absurd dialogue, and uncover the mystery of who really owns the ladle, or even the word 'hello'. With every choice, the characters' reactions lead the story into outrageous twists and unexpected humor.