Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In a world where greetings are treated as precious currency, you play as Heston, a quirky linguist trying to understand the underground society that has formed around the art of greeting. Each choice you make in how you greet people—whether it's a formal 'hello', a cheeky 'what's up?', or a bizarre 'greetings from the future!'—will affect your relationships, trade secrets, and ultimately your standing in the power struggle among the city's eccentric greeting factions. As you navigate this absurd society, engage in hilariously dramatic negotiations, uncover bizarre greeting rituals, and decide the fate of this unusual community one salutation at a time.