Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In a goofy alternate reality where greetings can lead to unexpected scenarios, you play as Quip, an underappreciated greeting card writer who discovers that a series of ominous 'hellos' have left people mysteriously incapacitated. Your mission is to track down the source of these hellos by navigating quirky towns, interrogating eccentric characters, and unraveling a conspiracy that threatens the very fabric of social niceties. Engage in hilarious dialogue trees where even your greetings could change the course of the conversation, and decipher clues hidden among puns and witty comebacks. Will you uncover the truth behind the hellos, or will you find yourself stuck in a loop of bad jokes?