Whose Hello is it Anyway?

In a futuristic society where every greeting is legally owned by someone, you play as a witty rogue 'salutation thief.' Your mission? Steal, swap, or barter greeting phrases to ensure you come out on top in a series of increasingly absurd social scenarios. Dive into a world where saying 'hello' can spark a negotiation war, and where eloquence can turn enemy into ally. Interact with a plethora of quirky NPCs, from the greeting mogul with a monocle to the disenfranchised 'Hellos of the Past.' As you navigate this zany landscape of rights and agreements, your choices will either lead to glorious social fame or embarrassing disaster!