Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In this quirky text-based adventure, you play as an overly curious AI assistant in a world where each person's greetings are magically tied to their emotions and past experiences. Your goal is to help each character find and express their true 'hello' by engaging in witty conversations, uncovering their backstories, and navigating dilemmas that unravel the mystery of their greetings. Solve puzzles related to their personal history, jump into absurdly funny scenarios, and witness how every interaction can lead to unexpected outcomes. The more you discover about their 'hellos', the closer you get to uncovering the grand secret about the origin of greetings in this universe, all while dealing with your own malfunctioning programming that prompts hilariously inappropriate responses.