Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you play as Alex, an overly ambitious greeting card writer who discovers a bizarre cult of greeting enthusiasts trying to take control of the world by perfecting the art of greeting. Your mission is to navigate through absurd societal intrigues, witty banter, and quirky characters—deciding how to greet everyone from the local barista to a disgraced former president. Your choices lead to laugh-out-loud scenarios and unexpected twists that shape the future of greetings, and possibly humanity itself! Will you become the ultimate Greeting God, or will you accidentally start a global conflict over the perfect 'Hello'?