Whose Hello is it Anyway?

In a world where people communicate solely through greetings, an unforeseen pandemic of 'hello paralysis' has gripped the city, causing individuals to forget their own specific greetings. As the new rookie investigator in the quirky Department of International Salutations, you must traverse bizarre scenarios and engage in outlandish conversations with eccentric characters to reclaim their forgotten hellos. Your mission is to decipher the mystery of an underground greeting ring while confronting your own unfortunate past as a poorly greeted child. Solve puzzles, piece together backstories, and select witty dialogue to unlock further in-game paths. Will you manage to save the city's social fabric before it's reduced to a monotonous 'hi'? Or will you get lost in a sea of awkward silences?