Whose Hello is it Anyway?

Whose Hello is it Anyway?

Forget the small talk; let's get to the punchline!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a quirky metropolis where a mysterious epidemic has caused everyone to forget how to greet one another, you assume the role of Max, a washed-up stand-up comedian turned unlikely detective. As you navigate through the absurdities of the city, your task is to unlock the secrets of the ‘Greeting Plague’ by questioning eccentric characters, piecing together odd clues, and facing increasingly bizarre challenges. Each interaction brings laughter and drama, leading to a climax where you must confront the mastermind behind the outbreak—revealing the truth literally changes how the inhabitants communicate forever.