Whose Hello is it Anyway?

In a surreal, humorous world where every greeting you hear is tied to bizarre social consequences, you play as a down-on-their-luck hello investigator in a city where everyone must trademark their greetings. As you navigate an eclectic cast of characters—from a legally-obligated poet to a corporate greeting mogul—each choice you make will impact your reputation and the social structure of this quirky society. Your mission: discover the source of the city's greeting crisis while unraveling the absurd regulations that govern personal interactions. The narrative adapts to your decisions, filled with dark humor and unexpected twists as you find out that a simple 'hello' might be worth more than you ever imagined.