Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In a world where every greeting is a currency, you play as Greer, a master of social interactions, aiming to navigate the absurd society of Greetopolis. Here, the way you say 'hello' can determine your social standing, values, and even your job prospects. You’ll encounter outrageous characters—from the overzealous Handshake Sociopath to the Stuffy Bowler Hat Introvert—who each have their own philosophies on greetings. Engage in witty banter, make choices that determine your path through the social hierarchy, and navigate challenges including 'Name That Greeting!' competitions and 'Ill-Timed Interruptions.' Can you rise to the top by mastering the art of saying hello—or will you find your social reputation overshadowed by misguided attempts at small talk?