Whose Hello is it Anyway?

In a world where every greeting has the power to alter reality, you play as a down-on-their-luck 'Hello Investigator.' Your job is to solve the bizarre case of an epidemic of misdirected greetings—a pandemic that has left people confused, lost, and speaking in entirely wrong dialects! As you dive into a series of absurd encounters—from the Upside-Down Bakery to the Hyperbolic Hair Salon—you'll take on quirky suspects, hop between parallel worlds, and solve the mystery with hilarious dialogue choices. But beware of the 'Greetings Syndicate' who want to keep this chaos going. Each decision hinges on the power of your greetings, where the wrong hello might trigger some truly outlandish consequences.