Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In a bizarre world where greetings dictate destinies, players take on the role of Greetan, a master of unwarranted salutations. Armed with an ever-evolving greeting library, Greetan navigates a whimsical plane filled with eccentric characters who each respond uniquely to different hellos. An unexpected twist occurs when a malevolent Greeting Authority begins silencing greetings that don't conform. The player must gather various quirky allies and solve absurd greeting puzzles to restore the power of salutation and save their quirky reality from a dystopian silence.