Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In a world where greetings are taken as currency, you play as a witty social climber navigating a bizarre society that ranks individuals based on their ability to say 'hello' effectively. Your goal is to rise from the lowest greeting class to become the ‘Hello Master’ by engaging in outrageous dialogue and making ridiculous choices. Your journey is filled with unconventional characters like a philosopher who can only greet in haikus, a hostile mime, and a former celebrity whose 'hello' is considered a national treasure. Each decision you make influences your reputation and opens up crazy new paths in this laugh-out-loud adventure!