Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In this quirky text-based game, you play as an unassuming yet witty detective in a bustling metropolis, thrust into a bewildering mystery where every encounter begins with a peculiar greeting that triggers a chain of absurd events. The city's residents have lost track of who originally started these greetings, leading to escalating misunderstandings and conflicts. Your goal is to unravel the tangled web of identities, motives, and comical miscommunications, leading you to either re-establish peace or spark the most ridiculous citywide rivalry imaginable. Choices you make will affect the tone of each encounter—will you opt for charm, wit, or candid sarcasm?