Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In a quirky, alternate reality, you play as Charlie, an overworked Greeting Specialist for the Bureau of Useless Services. Your job? Answer ambiguous greetings from people incomprehensibly, hilariously, and ultimately, absurdly. Each choice you make resonates throughout your quirky town and impacts the bickering greetings you hear, leading to unexpected confrontations and side-splitting scenarios. Will you become the ultimate Greeting Specialist or will you be out-greeted by the competition?