In this interactive text-based adventure, you play as a quirky telemarketer, Berta Kaufman, living in a world where greetings hold magical power. One day, you stumble upon a cursed voicemail that leads you down a rabbit hole of fantastical greetings that need to be solved to restore order to interpersonal communication. As you venture through bizarre landscapes, meet eccentric characters, and confront your own social anxieties, you'll have to decode cryptic phrases, negotiate awkward encounters, and confront the source of the voicemail's curses. The game combines humor and mystery with puzzle-solving mechanics, challenging players to choose words wisely and navigate their slapstick fate.